21 03 2013
How To Date Ann Coulter (If You Must)
I’ve decided to go public with my intentions: I will not be asking Ann Coulter for a date. There are some good reasons.
First, I’m married. Second, there is a substantial age differential. And, third, I fear rejection.
While reading Coulter’s book, How to Talk to Liberals (If You Must), I thought about the prospects.
A single, middle-aged guy who’s still trying to look like he’s in his 20s would make a perfect match. But before you pick up the phone to pop the question, there are some things you need to know.
Keep in mind, for example, that Ann Coulter is relatively good looking.